Wednesday, December 29, 2010

Ten reasons why I never wash

Ten reasons why I never wash

    1.  I was forced to as a child.
    2. People who wash are hypocrites – they think they are cleaner than everybody else.
    3. There are so many different kinds of soap, I can’t decide which one is best.
    4. I used to wash, but I got bored and stopped.
    5. I wash only on special occasions, like Christmas and Easter.
    6. None of my friends wash.
    7. I’ll start washing when I get older and dirtier.
    8. I can’t spare the time.
    9. The bathroom is never warm enough in winter or cool enough in summer.
    10. People who make soap are only after your money.
Amazing how explanations that sound reasonable when you're talking about going to Mass/church come off really petty and immature when applied to taking a bath.