Thursday, December 19, 2013

Watch as Chuck Norris pwns Jean-Claude Van Damme

Jean-Claude Van Damme does the splits between two moving Volvos? Pfffffffft. Van Damme, Seagal, Jet Li — all of them amateurs and wanna-bes. Here he is, the star of Lone Wolf McQuade and Good Guys Wear Black, showing that Belgian second-stringer how it's really done:

(Heck with it — what I really like about the commercial is that Norris sends up his own tough-guy image so well. It's like watching William Shatner goof on himself.)