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I ask you to read the motivational poster to your left, and reflect on its pretentiousness. This is the kind of thing you see on the Internet that just begs for smart-ass captions like, "Now quit your bitching, flap your arms and fly, dammit!"
I saw it on Facebook; a husband sent it to his wife, a friend of mine from high school, with the ever-so-sweet comment, "I saw this and I thought of you, baby." And my friend is truly a risk-taker who is bringing a dream to successful fruition; she deserves recognition and support for her endeavors, and I freely, gladly give mine to her. So on her Facebook status update I maintain a reverent silence on this overwritten tomfoolery.
Nevertheless, it is overwritten tomfoolery. Impossible is a fact. It can be easily discovered by people who want to build a house of cards by tossing the deck up into the wind during a hurricane. It can be discovered by people who want to use a three-iron to make a mile-long golf shot in Earth gravity. It can be discovered by people who want to suspend themselves in mid-air by holding on to their belt loops.
That's how we know a miracle when we see it: the natural universe, left to its ordinary workings, could not have produced the result.